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		<title>Empire State Human</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kevin</dc:creator>
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The truth isn&#8217;t always warm and inspiring; however, it is always empowering.  There are fundamental flaws in your thinking and in my thinking.  We perpetuate limitations, false boundaries, and perverted interpretations of reality through artificial social constructs called culture.  You believe something, not because it&#8217;s true (and I&#8217;ll guarantee you that it is never true), [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.jamooza.com/http:/www.jamooza.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/yellow-empire-state-building.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.jamooza.com/http:/www.jamooza.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/yellow-empire-state-building.jpg"></a><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-654" title="yellow-empire-state-building" src="http://www.jamooza.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/yellow-empire-state-building.jpg" alt="yellow-empire-state-building" width="246" height="240" />The truth isn&#8217;t always warm and inspiring; however, it is always empowering.  There are fundamental flaws in your thinking and in my thinking.  We perpetuate limitations, false boundaries, and perverted interpretations of reality through artificial social constructs called culture.  You believe something, not because it&#8217;s true (and I&#8217;ll guarantee you that it is never true), but because it has been programmed into your very DNA through centuries of indoctrination as if we were living some demented scene from The Matrix. </p>
<p>We can break the ties that bind us and transcend the illusion that the human empire is founded in righteousness, but first we must hear the truth.  and the truth is often expressed best by poets, philosophers and musicians.  With that in mind, I present John Lennon&#8217;s &#8220;Working Class Hero&#8221; for your consideration.  Don&#8217;t just listen to this as another tune; rather, let Lennon&#8217;s insightful words and cutting instrumentation burn like acid into your soul:</p>
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<p>It&#8217;s worth hearing another version of this powerful song.  Many gifted artists have attempted to remake a Beatles song and they almost always fail.  Here is an exception:  Green Day creates an amazing version of Lennon&#8217;s cultural depiction:</p>
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		<title>Dangerous Visions</title>
		<link>http://www.jamooza.com/index.php/2009/07/dangerous-visions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kevin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fresh Jam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Suburban Artifacts]]></category>

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You are being watched.
The dollar is not real currency.  It&#8217;s used to monitor your movements by an agency that doesn&#8217;t exist!
Invisible cookies cannot be detected by any computer technology that we know.  Their real purpose is related to engrams planted in your neural tissue by messages concealed in television transmissions!
Cartoons provide cover for dangerous clues.  Certain sunglasses can [...]]]></description>
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<p>You are being watched.</p>
<p>The dollar is not real currency.  It&#8217;s used to monitor your movements by an agency that doesn&#8217;t exist!</p>
<p>Invisible cookies cannot be detected by any computer technology that we know.  Their real purpose is related to engrams planted in your neural tissue by messages concealed in television transmissions!</p>
<p>Cartoons provide cover for dangerous clues.  Certain sunglasses can enhance vision to reveal underground sanctuaries!</p>
<p>Payroll forms don&#8217;t just record paycheck elections.  Members of a new order are working with your employer and the forms are stored in a remote warehouse until gas station attendants collect them for a diabolical event!</p>
<p>Online blogs posted by lunatics are shielded from investigations.  The truth can be protected in jars containing strawberry jam!</p>
<p>Years ago, they experimented on an obscure writer named Kafka.  The cryptic details are hidden in the pages of his book called The Trial!  Note:  read page 100 with the special sunglasses.</p>
<p>The planned mission to Mars is a subterfuge.  This insidious operation is connected to unusual molecular bonds found in a popular candy bar!  Consumption of this confection should be considered hazardous.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s true that Kafka never wore sunglasses.  However, his dangerous visions are associated with a web of secrets, and the blueprints were hidden in the Shadows Of a dugout, during a neighborhood little League game!</p>
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		<title>Google Wave Watch</title>
		<link>http://www.jamooza.com/index.php/2009/07/google-wave-watch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kevin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Artifacts]]></category>

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Later this year Google will unleash Google Wave.  Google Wave is a new hybrid communication and collaboration tool that is designed on a open source platform.  The concept is innovative.  Wave will allow for new ways to interract on the web in real-time and should prove to be the basis for many interesting viral apps and websites. 
People [...]]]></description>
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<p style="TEXT-ALIGN: left">Later this year Google will unleash Google Wave.  Google Wave is a new hybrid communication and collaboration tool that is designed on a open source platform.  The concept is innovative.  Wave will allow for new ways to interract on the web in real-time and should prove to be the basis for many interesting viral apps and websites. </p>
<p>People will be able to communicate in a forum of richly formatted text, photos, videos, maps, and more&#8230;Participants in a Wave will be able to reply anywhere in the message, edit the content and add participants at any point in the process.  Playback will permit anyone to rewind the wave to see who said what and when. </p>
<p>We believe this one is worth watching.  Updated reports will be posted for your consideration, in the meantime, here is an early screenshot:</p>
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		<title>Rumors</title>
		<link>http://www.jamooza.com/index.php/2009/07/rumors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 01:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kevin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Suburban Artifacts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Perceptions are controlled, Rumors are engineered, nothing is what it seems to be&#8230;
The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets.  Their true purpose is sinister! 
Topically applied fluoride doesn&#8217;t prevent tooth decay.  It does render teeth detectable by spy satellites! 
There was a magic bullet.  It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from [...]]]></description>
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<p>The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets.  Their true purpose is sinister! </p>
<p>Topically applied fluoride doesn&#8217;t prevent tooth decay.  It does render teeth detectable by spy satellites! </p>
<p>There was a magic bullet.  It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth! </p>
<p>Secret messages encoded in amino acid chains of high-fiber breakfast bars caused rumors of my demise to be greatly exaggerated. </p>
<p>Amusing words are only a facade&#8230;signs and indications will reveal questions that are ominous and mysterious answers as puzzle pieces.</p>
<p>Bazooka gum wrappers encode the true nature of my supposed demise.  Interpretations are delivered by errand boys. </p>
<p>The results are manufactured, tabulated, and cataloged by grocery clerks in the latest cartoon episode of the Justice League.</p>
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