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Don’t Mess With the Zohan - officially the worst movie of the year!

I thought nothing could be worse then The Happening, but this piece of complete shit is quite possibly the single worst movie of 2008.

And it is my own fault for watching it. I had been told by EVERYONE that is SUCKED, but I still rented it. From the opening SECOND of the movie….it sucked. And not historically stupid Adam Sandler movies that were still funny. No, this was dumb, dumber and dumbest with barely a laugh the entire movie. There are about 100 cameo appearances from other actors and they suck also. It almost seems that Sandler has gotten so full of himself that he though he could put out a rotten movie and people would still go see it.

What boggles my mind is that this pile or horse shit had an estimated 90 MILLION DOLLAR budget. on the strength of Sandlers name it grossed just over 100 million in the US, making it barely pofitable (once you add in marketing and promotion, etc

Briefly the story is about Sandler playing The Zohan a super Mossad agent who has almost super powers, dances like a 70’s jackass and is an all around idiot. Instead of being a terrorist he would rather cut hair in NYC. The predictable movie has a dumb love story and we get to see Sandler have simulated sex with about 15 women over the age of 65, another pointless part of the movie.

Dont waste your time
Don’t waste your money
Don’t see the Zohan, it sucks.

You can see more info about the movie at http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960144/

Good Night M. Night - The Happening is Terrible

What a piece of shit movie. M Night Shyamalan is SO LUCKY that the 6th Sense was his first lucky hit, because his movies have gotten worse and worse since. EVENTUALLY THERE HAS TO BE MORE THEN JUST “STYLE”. THERE HAS TO BE “SUBSTANCE”.
Let’s review
6th Sense - lucky break out hit with a surprise ending [...]

With Great Power Comes… Some Really Bad Movies

Great article from VideoHound’s Golden Movie Retriever.

Since Iron Man has launched the summer movie season with superhero bravado and a surprisingly hefty Rotten Tomatoes rating, the Hound thought it fitting to revisit those comic book-inspired movies that would have probably been best left to the funny book.
Don’t get us wrong, in theory, we love [...]