Rumors

Perceptions are controlled, Rumors are engineered, nothing is what it seems to be…

The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called aglets.  Their true purpose is sinister! 

Topically applied fluoride doesn’t prevent tooth decay.  It does render teeth detectable by spy satellites! 

There was a magic bullet.  It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth! 

Secret messages encoded in amino acid chains of high-fiber breakfast bars caused rumors of my demise to be greatly exaggerated. 

Amusing words are only a facade…signs and indications will reveal questions that are ominous and mysterious answers as puzzle pieces.

Bazooka gum wrappers encode the true nature of my supposed demise.  Interpretations are delivered by errand boys. 

The results are manufactured, tabulated, and cataloged by grocery clerks in the latest cartoon episode of the Justice League.